Got it from here http://abdulra.blogspot.com
Kelakar…

This is the original version…
If you love someone, Set her free…
If she comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, she never was….

The New Versions…
Pessimist:
If you love someone, Set her free…
If she ever comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, as expected, she never was…

Optimist:
If you love someone, Set her free…
Don’t worry, she will come back.

Suspicious:
If you love someone, Set her free…
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Go-getter:
If you love someone, Set her free…
If she comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, go get her!

Hunter:
If you love someone, Set her free…
Don’t even wait whether she comes back, go hunt her down!

Impatient:
If you love someone, Set her free…
If she doesn’t come back within some time, forget her.

C++ Programmer:
if(you-love(m_she))
m_she->free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she = new CShe;

Possessive:
If you love someone,
Set her free? NEVER!

Paranoid:
If you love someone,
When you let her go, she’ll be out to get you.

Fascist:
If you love someone, Set her free..
She WILL come back or be shot.
She WILL be yours or be shot.