Went for my first check up yesterday at UMSC.
I asked for Nazri’s permission (permission=duit, diselang-seli dgn pelbagai pujukan dan sekali-sekala ugutan) to deliver our baby at the private wing because I had a bad post natal experience at UH, susahla takde orang boleh teman kita after bersalin.The prenatal and delivery itself were great, but post-natal -puhleasee help me! Dahlah aku sakit for 36 hours, penat tau dah takde energy, diorang pulak nak suruh new mothers ni ‘independant’ sampaikan nak ambik spek and tudung pun tak dapat. Panggil nurse byk kali baru diorang datang. Kalau ada orang boleh teman kan senang sikit (yelah yelah aku nak berkepit bawah ketiak mak aku masa and after bersalin!)

Masa tengah cari parking tu, aku nampak sebuah kereta tengah keluar, so aku bagi signal nak masuk. Tapi aku jalan ke depan sikit coz nak reverse parking, sekali ada pakcik kat belakang aku ni masuk lubang parking tuh! Geraaammm gila aku, masa tu puasa tak puasa aku tak ingat dah! Aku ‘ter’tunjuk kat pakcik tu middle finger aku, oopss! By the time aku dapat parking kat tempat lain and nak turun ke UH,aku lalu tempat tu and still nampak pakcik tu dalam kereta dia. Taktau la dia sakit jantung terkejut ke, saje lepak dalam kereta ke, tapi pakcik tak patut perlakukan saya begitu sehingga saya bad mood bila sampai UH. Cit.

Thank God no pap smear till after delivery, eeeiii…
I got this handsome doctor who used to be Nazri’s lecturer, and Nazri suggested him as my O&G specialist.
Apparently most of his female friends (doctors) had their babies delivered by him. I’m not sure whether the fact the he’s cute has anything to do with the women’s willingness to spread their legs before him in a very painful manner. But I must say that he’s a very experienced doctor and he made me feel very comfortable indeed.

Later we went to Jaya to break our fast at Johnny’s. Lembab betul waitress and waiters diorang, dahlah dia bawak semua food dulu tapi after 5 minit dah masuk waktu berbuka, air tak sampai-sampai lagi! Nak mintak dessert and bill pun slow bebenor, nak kena panggil byk kali. Aiseyman…sabar…sabar..

Adam suka main doktor-doktor dgn aku sekarang, dia jumpa stetoskop ayah dia. Dia kata nama dia "Dr. Azlina", which is my eldest sister. Kadang-kadang dia check perut aku, kadang2 kaki, tapi ayah dia suka suruh dia check kepala aku.

Nazri: Cuba Adam check kepala mummy.
          Adam dengar apa-apa tak?
Adam : Dok.
Nazri : Sebab kepala mummy kosong.

(Biasanya akan disusuli dengan salah satu tangan dihayun aimlessly ke aras suami yang menepis.)

Pastu Adam sekarang komplen cot dia dah tak best sebab sejuk, "kita bagi baby la mummy?" Dulu bukan main sayang lagi cot dia, sekarang dia dah tau dia boleh discard any unwanted items to the baby and he will get a new one. He understand the politics of expecting to have a new member in the family now.

OK Selamat Berbuka and Berpuasa everyone…