Penatnya tanda assignment. Cuti seminggu ni tak macam cuti pun. Dahla gua demam and selsema. Tired all the time.

Despite that, I tried to have my weekly walk at the park somewhere in KL (lokasi =rahsia, walaupun aku tau aku takde stalker ngeeh ngeh ngeh). I would never jog coz my right foot hurts and I don’t want any of my body parts to jiggle unnecessarily. I love to walk because it’s the only ‘me’ time that I actually enjoy doing.

Yesterday, I’ve decided to walk. I put on my sneakers, my black long sleeve shirt, my black pants and my blue-ish tudung and drove to the park. I put on my MP3 player (yelah aku ketinggalan zaman, orang lain semua pakai iPod) and walked. There were not many young Malay ladies there, kalau young Malay guys lagila…darjah ke’rare’an dia sama macam frekuensi suami aku basuh pinggan. Yang paling ramai kat situ adalah family and old chinese couples and their friends buat Tai Chi. Ada some of them yang jalan-jalan macam aku jugak.

So aku pun casually jalan sambil dengar lagu Faizal Tahir (ni AJL punya pasal la ni, tak pasal2 aku suka Faizal Tahir yang ada krisis identiti tu, mufti Perlis dulu pernah  cakap dia ni tak sure dia nak jadi manusia ke nak jadi Superman sebab dia pernah buka baju tayang dada ada lambang Superman dulu tu…).

Sambil dengar lagu and berangan-angan bestnya kalau ada orang nyanyi lagu ni kat aku….

…tiba-tiba aku ternampak sesuatu.

Sesuatu yang aku tak patut tengok.

Sesuatu yang aku tak patut nampak.

Sesuatu yang aku tak hingin nampak tapi tertengok.

It was a woman.

Walking on the jogging path.

Her feet touched the earth (Alhamdulillah, she’s a human).

She wore a t-shirt.

She wore a knee-length pants (again, Alhamdulillah).

But something was missing.

Before you guys start sending me a message asking for the name of the park, let me tell you that she was not a young woman with perky organs.

She was an Ah So.

Aiyyo…please la aku bukan pervert ok, bukan aku saja tengok tapi kalau dah pakai t-shirt nipis kaler cerah macam tu and jalan kaki laju-laju, it’s so obvious la. And I had to act nonchalant for a minute because we were about to cross path. I guess at that age, they just give up wearing bra altogether. And mind you that was not the first time I saw braless Ah So walking at the park, dah beberapa kali jugakla.

I got a headache after I got back from the park.